What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 00:58

Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
I can not sleep. what is the problem?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
What was your best revenge story?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Long-term study ties midlife vascular health to later dementia risk - Medical Xpress
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Still no good
Do girls ever miss their first love?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Japan’s oldest “human” fossils aren’t human at all, says new study - Glass Almanac