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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 00:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

How will the 2026 delimitation affect India as a whole keeping the new count of 888 seats in mind (not the current 543)? I’m looking for genuine answers with facts and not rhetoric. I will only listen to answers and not reply to any of them.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

I can not sleep. what is the problem?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

What was your best revenge story?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Long-term study ties midlife vascular health to later dementia risk - Medical Xpress

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Still no good

Do girls ever miss their first love?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Japan’s oldest “human” fossils aren’t human at all, says new study - Glass Almanac